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The Dark Souls Two - A podcast celebrating Dark Souls II.

No Man’s Wharf episode will be up within ~18hrs.

A new ep will be out this week. The Casual Shenanigans recording we did was for their own podcast and wont take the place of our weekly episode.

We recorded all about No Man’s Wharf yesterday and due to it being a four day long weekend in Australia I’m using all of today to cut. New ep should be up in ~18hrs.

The Dark Souls Two - A podcast celebrating Dark Souls II.

The Dark Souls Two guest host on The Casual Shenanigans Podcast… and it was a blast.

So we recently got graciously invited to guest host on The Casual Shenanigan’s podcast. It was an absolute blast talking Souls, guns and politics with the guys and trying to convince the main host that Dark Souls is so much more than just a hard game. If you want to hear the lighter side of us just shooting the shit and talking some Dark Souls with some friendly yanks check it out here:

Download episode 45 here for the audio.

The live cut is available here right now.

The video recording with all our lovely mugs is also now on youtube.

Thanks again @casualshenaniga.

The Dark Souls Two - A podcast celebrating Dark Souls II.

Why I think the Pharros lockstones were a poor design choice in Dark Souls 2, and generally cheapen the experience of discovery.

Going a little stir crazy at work, while I’d rather just be at home cutting this latest episode for the benefit of all you awesome people, I came up with these thoughts while pondering the next area we’ll be covering next week.

Why I think the Pharros lockstones were a poor design choice in Dark Souls 2, and generally cheapen the experience of discovery.

Aside from them being slightly jarring to look at in most of the environments that they’re found, my first real objection is the logistical side of it all. On a recent episode of the podcast we discussed who Pharros was and where these contraptions may have come from. They’re literally peppered throughout the continent of Drangleic and I was left pondering – “how could one man journey through all these areas, set up shop, and go to town chiselling away into walls and assembling intricate mechanisms? And all the while completely left alone by the otherwise incredibly territorial locals in each area”. We hypothesised that he may have been a god, explaining away how he potentially achieved so much, over so many areas and of varying degrees of complexity. But it just felt a tad “dismissive” of the whole thing.

Now the part that I’m truly passionate about however is where I feel FromSoft side-stepped a tonne of exciting potential in favour of these ghoulish faces. The only hurdle to using those often-times very useful devices is “do I have enough lockstones in my inventory to be bothered testing this one?”. I propose that rather than making it a trade off of inventory items, could they not have taken (almost) any of the contraptions and modified them slightly to make it far more about the excitement of discovery? For example take the contraption in No Man’s Wharf. The one that lights up the entire zone and scares the bloathead knocks-offs into hiding. Imagine talking to a friend whose just picked up the game and is having a real hard time dealing with these guys. Now rather than saying to him/her “find that big obvious Pharros-face in the middle of the level and jam a rock in it”, imagine being able to say “Ooo!!! Here’s what you wanna do! Run around and kill all those archers you see until one of them drops a flame arrow. Now with that arrow look toward the roof of the cavern. You might notice a big hanging chandelier. Take your bow and with the fire arrow loose it toward that chandelier. The entire thing will set ablaze and light up the area making those enemies much more manageable”.

Isn’t that cool? Wouldn’t that really suck you into the world and give you a great sense of empowerment as you experimented with the environment and discovered this tiny thing that ends up yielding great changes for the area?

Now, I’m not suggesting throw them all out. Rather take most of those contraptions and put them behind a modest veil of lateral thinking. Things like lighting up an entire wharf with an arrow is the kind of community-made discovery that would get us all praising From for their ingenuity and keep us excited to learn more about this game months after its release. We’re Dark Souls players, we don’t need things handed to us in the form of a face on a wall that magically does things. I want to find illusory walls myself, through exploration, or the aid of orange messages from other worlds. It’s these little hidden nuances in the previous games that kept us excited, kept us together, learning and growing as a community months or even years after their release.

Any time you see one of these contraptions from now on, wonder to yourself, “how would I have slightly modified that to make it less obvious and more impactful?”. See what you come up with. I’m sure anything would be better than sticking a rock into the bottom part of an American power outlet staring at you from it’s rocky abode cut into a wall.

TLDR: Rather than handing you results from sticking a rock in a face, remove the contraption and make it involve lateral thinking to make inflict a change to the world instead.


The Dark Souls Two - A podcast celebrating Dark Souls II.

Heide’s Tower of Flames episode is now recorded and will be up within 32hrs.

Due to Church buying his first home last week he’s understandably been a little busy with all of that. I managed to pin him down for a few hours last night and we recorded all our thoughts on Heide’s. I’m yet to cut it but personally I feel it’s been our best conversation yet.

I’ll hopefully have it all cut and up late tonight. Worst case, early tomorrow. Yay!

The Dark Souls Two - A podcast celebrating Dark Souls II.

New episode within 12hrs.

New episode up within 12hrs. It was a very long recording so we’re still debating whether or not to cut it into two parts. :-/

If you’re reading this far leave us a comment and let me know whether you’d rather see a single ~90min episode or two smaller ~40min ones uploaded a day or two apart?